Sunday, July 12, 2009

"The heart that gives-gathers."
Hannah Moore

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

House Rules for Dogs and Cats!

NASCAR did not design the stairway. It is not a racetrack. Trying to beat me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me will not help you win because I will fall faster than you can run!

A king-sized bed is the largest that is made. I cannot get anything bigger. Do not expect me to continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs and cats are capable of curling into a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular next to each other and stretched out to the fullest extent possible!

There is no secret exit from the bathroom! If by some miracle I manage to beat you there and get the door shut, it is not necessary to whine, meow, claw, try to turn the doorknob, or squeeze your paw under the door to try to pull it open. I have to exit through the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for many years--feline or canine attendance is not required!

Monday, July 06, 2009

"What do we live for, if not to make life less difficult for each other?"

George Elliot

Saturday, July 04, 2009

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."

Anne Frank